When concern for humanity's sake was initially brought to my attention, I instantly thought of Victoria Beckham. Once a beloved Spice Girl, Posh's robotic nature was first exposed in the increasing fame and notoriety of the Spice Girls. What began as a cutesy obsession with the fashion houses of Gucci and Burberry, soon turned into an all out exposure of her hidden identity. Today, this "Divabot" has come clean to the world or her true self. Notice the plastic features, limited facial expressions, and cold, empty eyes. See her staring at your inner core, making you feel bad about yourself and rush to the mall to buy yourself a Burberry plaid ensemble or Gucci ice cube trays. God help you if she sees you in something you bought in Chinatown for 10 bucks. Although the Italian economy may thank the work of Victoria Beckham, one has to ask: Now that she is in America, what will her terror bring?
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Victoria Beckham: Bot or Not?
When concern for humanity's sake was initially brought to my attention, I instantly thought of Victoria Beckham. Once a beloved Spice Girl, Posh's robotic nature was first exposed in the increasing fame and notoriety of the Spice Girls. What began as a cutesy obsession with the fashion houses of Gucci and Burberry, soon turned into an all out exposure of her hidden identity. Today, this "Divabot" has come clean to the world or her true self. Notice the plastic features, limited facial expressions, and cold, empty eyes. See her staring at your inner core, making you feel bad about yourself and rush to the mall to buy yourself a Burberry plaid ensemble or Gucci ice cube trays. God help you if she sees you in something you bought in Chinatown for 10 bucks. Although the Italian economy may thank the work of Victoria Beckham, one has to ask: Now that she is in America, what will her terror bring?
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3 comments:
great stuff here. that crazy bitch will take us all down if we give her the chance.
I'm thinking this needs an RTL stat!
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