Sunday, April 13, 2008

Another blow to the saftey of LA... The Hills

The Hills is a "reality" show on MTV which follows around a handful of independent young women as they drink, self-promote, and fight their way to the top of the elite social ladder. On the surface, this may seem like your average shitty reality show spawned from a long writers strike; but the truth is much more sinister. The four women above are actually robots. It is easy to tell noticing the human hair woven to their heads, an eerie orange skin tone (a tell-tale sign), and lack of facial expression or emotion. We will continue to examine this show the future, but for right now, here is an overview of some of the main hardware:
  • Lauren Conrad/Heidi Montag - these two bots were very close, and very compatible. However, their talent and success drew them far apart, destroying souls and property up and down the Southern Californian coast. Their lack of emotion in speaking and conversing make it easy to tell them apart.
  • Audrina Patridge - She is without question a robot. Just one look and her true nature is exposed.
  • Whitney Port- who?

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