Sunday, April 13, 2008

Britney Spears: Bot or Not?

So a lot of people have been waiting for this one. Britney here is an interesting subject; take a glance to the image on your right and you'll think "um, like, duh she's a bot, omg." Indeed the plastic-like skin and robotic posture do indicate a troublingly mechanical nature. However, this picture is incomplete, for the true story, see the alternate image below. Listen, people. There's no way B. Spears is a robot. Think about it this way: would a robot really get into countless car accidents and slowly squander its fortune? And sure, she does look like a robot on that DVD cover. But that was just one look during a (downward) progression, which I have illustrated masterfully. She sure as hell doesn't seem too
robotic anymore.

Just trust me on this one, k?

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