Has It Come to This?

By 2010, Japan intends to completely integrate robots with human society in every way, shape, and form. Due to the decreasing size of newer generations, Japan needs thousands of robots to fill the menial positions the youth would normally take in Japan. Apparently these "humanoids" already do such tasks like making sushi, answering phone calls in offices, and feeding the elderly. So help me god if a robot tries to shove a spoonful of anything in my mouth when I'm older. They want these creatures to do janitorial work, security, and child care? Seriously? I don't even need to say anything. Whoever decided this drank a little too much sake.

By 2020, the official Japanese Robotics Ministry expects these "humanoids" driving cars, producing TV shows and movies, and marrying humans.

It's 5:00, do you know where your children are? Hopefully not down the street, playing with the robot's kids that just moved in.