Freedom Fighter of the Week: Bret Michaels

I've had my doubts about Bret Michaels before, particularly because of his weird eyes (see below). But after last night, he's proven himself to be a true freedom fighter. For any of you who missed history in the making last night, Bret was down to the final two contestants in the genre-shattering reality dating program Rock of Love II. Who was left? Daisy De La Hoya (bot) and Ambre Lake (not). Although he was surely tempted by Daisy's tellingly modified body, Bret made the right decision, choosing a human as his very own Rock of Love (spoiler alert!). Congratulations, Bret, we're totally gonna go see you on tour now and rock out.


Stay vigilant, freedom fighters! Why is it that these things always seem to be related to vh1?


UPDATE: Looks like this bot is gonna get put in its place during the Rock of Love II reunion special. Check out our EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW FOOTAGE: