The Calm Before the Storm.

Once close allies in the destruction of all mankind, Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have been reported to be feuding these days. Katie Holmes, an American-made bot once programmed as America's sweetheart in Dawson's Creek fell into the hands of fanatic Tom Cruise and now calls Los Angeles her stomping ground. Holmes took Posh under her cyborg wing after she conquered the Brits and the two were close, even showing signs of human affection, at least to the public eye.

Talks were even in progress of them combining their forces for greater human destruction until what initially brought them together seemed to dramatically pull them apart. Posh apparently wants Katie to get a tattoo, in order to let the world know who she is working for, and Katie is pushing back, exposing her signs of robotic independence and strength, something we all knew was coming but thought her husband/programmer Cruise had under control.

Katie fought back, "Tattoos are trashy. I wouldn't be caught dead with one" Oh snap. As if she even understands the concept of life or death. Posh, not one to roll over and pop a Xanax retorted:

How dare she attack my tattoos? I know more about fashion than she'll ever know...I've told her what to wear and what not to – she used to dress like a schoolgirl. Then she even tried to copy my hair. Now she doesn't think she needs me...

As this battle ensues, Southern California is on high alert. One can never know what these two bots can transform into from their giant purses and plastic sunglasses. Los Angeles quivers at the thought.

Victoria Beckham: Bot or Not?

When concern for humanity's sake was initially brought to my attention, I instantly thought of Victoria Beckham. Once a beloved Spice Girl, Posh's robotic nature was first exposed in the increasing fame and notoriety of the Spice Girls. What began as a cutesy obsession with the fashion houses of Gucci and Burberry, soon turned into an all out exposure of her hidden identity. Today, this "Divabot" has come clean to the world or her true self. Notice the plastic features, limited facial expressions, and cold, empty eyes. See her staring at your inner core, making you feel bad about yourself and rush to the mall to buy yourself a Burberry plaid ensemble or Gucci ice cube trays. God help you if she sees you in something you bought in Chinatown for 10 bucks. Although the Italian economy may thank the work of Victoria Beckham, one has to ask: Now that she is in America, what will her terror bring?