B.O.L.O. - SkySeers

This past week, The US Forestry Department purchased two flying robots to patrol the deep California woods to hunt for marijuana plants. These automated snitches are run by the DEA, can send images of the forests, and are computer controlled (for now). These things are lightweight, portable, and fast. They even have night-vision to catch suppliers at all times.

Hide your stash guys, unless you want to spark it up with a laser from a flying beast. Shoo fly, you're killing my buzz.

The RTL remains high... but not for long, if the robots get their way.

Robot Threat Level: HIGH
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B.O.L.O. - SWORDS

SWORDS, or Special Weapons Observation Reconnaissance Detection System, is a robot designed by Foster-Miller for the US Army. These devices are currently getting accustomed to human life in Iraq right now. They are equipped with everything to end civilization: M16, M240, M249, 50-caliber machine guns, as well as capability to hold grenade and rocket launchers. Unlike humans, they can shoot precisely at day or night and if you try to run, they can go up to 6 km/hour and also go up stairs.

Robot Threat Level: HIGH
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B.O.L.O. - Fauxbots

As I'm sure you're aware, robot infiltration is the source of many problems in modern society. However, there are other "foes" we defenders of humanity need to fight just as hard as we fight the bots—I'm talking, of course, about fauxbots.

Fauxbots are technically human, which makes them hard to identify. Take a look at this one, who we will call "Tyler." Note the dead look behind the eyes, the pale skin, and the complete lack of any human emotion. Many fauxbots also tend to give themselves away by opting for the "fauxhawk" hairstyle. Fauxbots are, essentially, human sympathizers of the robot cause, and are therefore very dangerous. The longer a human interacts with a robot in any friendly or nonadversarial manner (as all fauxbots do on a regular basis) the less human they become. Tyler here is a highly developed fauxbot (hence so obvious), and is barely human. This is where you can get into trouble, for destroying a fauxbot would most likely get you into trouble with your local law enforcement. Report any fauxbot sightings to botornot@gmail.com.

Current Robot Threat Level: ELEVATED
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UPDATE:
I just ran across a shocking editorial in Wired's blog, advocating the further development of robotic weapons. While the author does make some intriguing points, allow me to retort: You're a f*cking fauxbot.

B.O.L.O. - Robot Attacks

This is the first of a regular feature: BOLO, or Be On the LookOut. We aim to raise awareness of related events and disseminate information to our readers that will aid them in staying on top of this serious situation. In addition, we will use this information to determine the current Robot Threat Level (RTL). There are five stages of the RTL: Severe, High, Elevated, Guarded, and Low. Note the color-coding, added for your convenience.

Please take the time to familiarize yourself with two chilling recent events, both of which involve robot attacks on mostly innocent humans. One might think that some of these people were at least partially responsible for what happened, but that misses the point: robots should not exert any power over humans whatsoever; this issue transcends any ethical argument. These two stories indicate that robots are beginning to act out against humans using violence:

1) Robocop
2) Murderbot

Robot Threat Level: ELEVATED
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